VERY Interesting

At the ripe old age of 28 I've surrounded myself with some of the most intelligent, talented, and interesting people, and in doing so have become less than interesting. I will now work the rest of my 29th year to blog about everything uninteresting until i become interesting!

Did You Know:
- Filling a gas tank twice a week isn't as fun as you think (aparently my new house is further from civilization than I thought!)
- Eating a Costco sized bag of mini candy bars in two days doesn't keep you awake!
- Two carseats in the back of your car isn't the #1 way to catch a man. You will always pass the HOT, successful looking men when the rented kids are in your car! (Otherwise they totally would've pulled over to get your number!! ha ha)
- Watching 2 children for 1/2 days doesn't provide a good enough excuse for wearing the same outfit two days in a row and to bed!
- Garage epoxy all over your cell phone and sandpaper-like hands doesn't get you more dates.
- Owning a home doesn't mean you ever spend time there!
- Staring at a computer screen for prolonged periods of time is probably like sitting in those mood lights, they're always in a bad mood!